Whether they won or not, every Oscar nominee walked away from last night's Academy Awards with an awesome parting gift – a goodie bag with treats in it that cost about $45,000. Here's what's inside those coveted goodie bags:

  • $12,000 trip to one of two Australian resorts
  • $4,100 stay at a fitness retreat
  • $5,000 "vampire facelift"
  • $1,800 worth of private VIP service at Heathrow Airport
  • Hundreds of dollars worth of acupuncture, aromatherapy, nutrition, and personal training sessions
  • $120 worth of maple syrup
  • Electronic cigarettes
  • Condoms
  • "The Ultimate Fuzz Remover" lint roller
  • Windex
  • Laundry bag
  • Portion-control dinnerware
  • Combination bracelet-hair tie that goes for $80
  • Water filtration system (Newser)