ere's a Christmas gift for the person who TRULY has everything. The people at Hidden Valley Ranch are taking preorders right now for a Christmas stocking that's filled with RANCH DRESSING.
Seriously. The stocking is made out of plastic and it's got a spout on top. It's filled with 52 ounces of straight ranch dressing. You canpreorderit for $35 plus tax, and it'll be delivered early next month.
Or, you know, just take a few bottles of ranch and dump them in someone's stocking if you're looking for a DIY solution.